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out the nose, extra points
vomitus out the nose, extra points

Jobs for puke lovers

  • Elementary School Janitor
  • Gastrointestinologist
  • Barf Bag- ologist
  • SCUBA Instructor in Hawaii

Imagine if your job involved constantly dealing with people who ralfed up their guts.

Like mine.

It could just be the seasickness getting to them, but ….

I’m assuming most of these corn-fed, Montell-Williams-Show-worshipping, megachurch-attending muppets from Illinois with names like Clancy and Buck feed each other Syrup of Ipecac before coming out on my boat.

Just to torture me.

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